Well Hung Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Red text reads "CLASS F"

Red text reads "CLASS F" and "BASEBALL" beside a small North Dakota state outline with an arrow pointing to "FARGO

a Class D minor league where teams traveled by streetcar between small citrus belt towns

Bigfoot picking up seasonal work as Santa is honestly a lateral move between two jobs that require people to believe in you despite zero evidence

Burgundy text reads "PALISADES & BIRCH" beside a heraldic shield crest with four quadrants containing an "H

rendered in the same red ink throughout

Well Hung Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Red text reads "CLASS F"Stockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit