I Just Want To Eat Hot Dogs And Tell The Umpire He's Blind Tee Color:Athletic Heather and breaks in to that

and breaks in to that “lived in” feel you love

and instantly feel understood—no small talk required

it’s for anyone who needs a wearable laugh and major comfy vibes

and cat-itude

festival-ready

I Just Want To Eat Hot Dogs And Tell The Umpire He's Blind Tee Color:Athletic Heather and breaks in to thatThis sassy tee is ideal to express one's feelings! making it a perfect addition to any casual wardrobe. Neatly cut and featuring a comfortable, lightweight stretch, this tee is flattering and sure to be a conversation starter. 100% soft ring spun cotton (fabric content may vary for different colors) only gets softer with every wash! True to size Ethically made DTG printed with love Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) S 28 18 34 37