My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex T-Shirt Color:White " Bold white Western-serif text

" Bold white Western-serif text reads "CAPTAIN HOOK" above light blue text reading "FISH AND CHIPS" flanked by anchor icons

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The old defunct video store

Minor league baseball in small river towns meant everything back then

Four teal stars flank white script text reading "The" above large distressed white block lettering reading "HA-HA HOLE

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex T-Shirt Color:White " Bold white Western-serif textSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and