Yeah, Sure I'll Just Feed All You Fuckers - Long Sleeve T-Shirt bowling standing behind a massive steak

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Yeah, Sure I'll Just Feed All You Fuckers - Long Sleeve T-Shirt bowling standing behind a massive steakCooking for a crowd requires the dead eyed calm of someone who stopped caring three Thanksgivings ago. The cookbook is just a prop now, because resentment seasons everything from memory. The Details: Flowing white script text reads "Yeah, Sure" above a halftone style 1950s housewife illustration rendered in white, depicting a woman in a polka dot dress and apron stirring a steaming pot while holding a book labeled "Cook Book." Bold white uppercase