President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL quietly thriving where nobody asks

quietly thriving where nobody asks about the snow

At least once a year

Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top

Cartoon-style hands in skin-tone ink appear below

Finding the "i" in team just means looking inside the A hole

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL quietly thriving where nobody asksTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text