Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy "Moist" is the only word

"Moist" is the only word in the English language that functions as both a descriptor and a weapon

Straight white text below reads "IF YOU LOSE

Printed on our super soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton long sleeve T-Shirt

and "WALNUT BOWL" across the building's facade

representing a city still rebuilding itself two decades after the Civil War

Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy "Moist" is the only wordFounding a literacy center when you can't even recognize a scale model from an actual building is bold philanthropic vision. Grammar this bad deserves its own endowment. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander. "ESTD" and "2001" flank the portrait, with bold tan text reading "WHO CAN'T READ GOOD"