US$ 11.99
Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton
mouth open in a grin
this tee is great for wearing to holiday parties or gifting to someone who can't get enough of the Christmas classic
Resolutions are just socially acceptable lies people tell themselves while eating leftover Christmas cookies
Arched distressed light blue block text reads "PIRATES" above a vintage cartoon pirate in a red coat
Mind If I Smoke? - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Material: 100% Heavyweight CottonAsking "mind if I smoke" used to be a courtesy, now it's a threat involving a forty minute monologue about bark consistency and the butcher paper versus foil debate. Cigarettes lost the culture war to a brisket alarm set for 4 AM. The Details: White bold hand drawn uppercase text reads "MIND IF I SMOKE?" nestled within a billowing smoke cloud rendered in white. Below, a gray blue illustration depicts a barrel style BBQ smoker on legs with a closed lid