Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Unisex Hoodie allentown Bold distressed white block text

Bold distressed white block text reads "SMOKE SALMON" above the illustration and "NOT METH" below

Bisbee's copper mining camps bred tough ballplayers

and "TOWSON DUNDALK WOODLAWN" in smaller white text to the right

dashed trail lines loop around additional wave symbols

Claiming to be in the smart 2% while wearing a grammatically questionable statement is the Dunning-Kruger effect doing a victory lap

Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Unisex Hoodie allentown Bold distressed white block textTurtle's entire teaching philosophy boils down to one lesson repeated hourly, don't go near the water. Enrollment includes cautionary tales and a complimentary shaka sign on your way out alive. Inspired by North Shore. The Details: Distressed teal wave curl surrounds white text reading "ESTD 1987" above bold yellow brushstroke script reading "Turtle's" and blocky pink uppercase text reading "SURF ACADEMY." A white shaka hand illustration sits centered