Shake and Bake - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather Distressed white block text below

Distressed white block text below the house reads "THE HOA

then "UNTIL HE MET YOUR MOM

Bigfoot in a Santa hat trudging through the woods looks exactly like a guy who got invited to the Christmas party but plans to leave before the gift exchange

Parking the Pork Chop Express out front should have been the first red flag

flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink

Shake and Bake - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather Distressed white block text belowShaking and baking was never a cooking technique, it was a blood oath between two men whose entire theology ran on Mountain Dew and lap times. Cal never should have stopped being the magic man. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Distressed block letters in alternating red, blue, and yellow spell "SHAKE" across the top, with white text reading "AND" between two fist bumping hands wearing red racing gloves. Multicolored distressed text below