G.I. Jose - Unisex T-Shirt favz Biff's whole empire got reduced

Biff's whole empire got reduced to a strip mall business card and a phone number nobody's calling

according to a network whose retirement plan involves industrial woodchippers

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and zero social calibration

these bowling alleys carried a weight that went beyond lanes and pins

G.I. Jose - Unisex T-Shirt favz Biff's whole empire got reducedG. I. Jos took the most aggressively patriotic toy branding the Pentagon ever accidentally created for seven year olds and just swapped in an accent mark and a flag. The template didn't even flinch, which says more about the original than the parody. The Details: Bold white italic sans serif text reads "G. I. JOS" with a green star embedded in the letter "I," followed by horizontal stripes in green, white, and red extending to the right. Smaller white