Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Corporate pride never recovered

Corporate pride never recovered

Bold distressed white bubble letters at the bottom read "BOOSHIT

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Somewhere a liver is filing a missing persons report while its owner floats downstream posting about how nature heals

Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Corporate pride never recoveredTurtle's entire teaching philosophy boils down to one lesson repeated hourly, don't go near the water. Enrollment includes cautionary tales and a complimentary shaka sign on your way out alive. Inspired by North Shore. The Details: Distressed teal wave curl surrounds white text reading "ESTD 1987" above bold yellow brushstroke script reading "Turtle's" and blocky pink uppercase text reading "SURF ACADEMY." A white shaka hand illustration sits centered