Who Needs Fingers - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Bold block text reads "TEQUILA"

Bold block text reads "TEQUILA" above an Alamo illustration flanked by motorcycles

AT NEPONSET CIRCLE

Design inspired by the classic Christopher Walken and Will Ferrell sketch

Design inspired by The Office

The accounting was impeccable

Who Needs Fingers - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Bold block text reads "TEQUILA"Fireworks sold out of a tent next to a Shell station come with the same surgical confidence as a doctor saying "probably." Lighting a fuse by hand is just America's annual finger donation program. The Details: Red block text reads "WHO NEEDS" above larger blue block text reading "FINGERS?" in a chunky retro style. Below, two blue hand drawn hands meet in the center, one gripping a lit punk and the other holding a red firecracker with red sparks