Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black flanked by golden-yellow numbers "19"

flanked by golden-yellow numbers "19" and "13

filling the surrounding space

A vintage caricature of a batter in a red cap

smaller golden-yellow text reads "HOUSTON

proof that a desert city could make the impossible feel routine

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black flanked by golden-yellow numbers "19"Medieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork