Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt malibu Theodore Roosevelt

Theodore Roosevelt

Minor league ball came to a small southeast Georgia town that lived for summer nights at the ballpark

Bold black retro display text reads "SAN MARINO" at the top with a slightly distressed texture

Printing "moist" over a Thanksgiving turkey is the most efficient way to split a dinner table into people who think about gravy and people who can't make eye contact anymore

with white cursive script reading "Zim's" above smaller white text reading "SAN FRANCISCO" and "MARIN COUNTY

Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt malibu Theodore RooseveltRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY