You Can't Trust Atoms - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Notre Dame's most undersized walk-on

Notre Dame's most undersized walk-on had the biggest carry in stadium history

a place like that served something rarer

Distressed white script text reads "Dogs" at the top

Navy blue block text at the bottom reads "THEY'RE HILL AREAS

A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder

You Can't Trust Atoms - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Notre Dame's most undersized walk-onAtoms committed the largest fraud in history and still have the nerve to smile about it like a 1950s civil defense mascot. Admitting it on a pun doesn't count as a plea deal. The Details: Arched navy blue uppercase text reads "YOU CAN'T TRUST ATOMS" above a vintage cartoon atom character with large eyes, a sly smile, small cheek marks, and overlapping orbital rings dotted with electrons. Navy blue uppercase text below reads "THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING."