Yes I Like Pina Coladas - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Booger eating half the inventory

Booger eating half the inventory while Poindexter calculates optimal crust crimping angles to six decimal places is exactly the small business energy Tri-Lambda was destined for

with a baseball as the nucleus at the top and a yellow star at the bottom

Stylized digital illustration depicts Bob McKenzie in a yellow and blue knit toque

Distressed white serif text stacked across four centered lines reads "PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO STUFF" in a bold retro typeface

TATOOINE" across the top

Yes I Like Pina Coladas - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Booger eating half the inventoryAnswering a question from a 1979 yacht rock song before anyone even asks is peak conversational efficiency. Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference save everyone the awkward small talk at the resort bar. The Details: Large distressed white cursive script reads "Yes," overlapping a brown coconut half and a green palm frond rendered with a weathered texture. Below, clean white sans serif text reads "I Like" and "Pia Coladas" stacked on two lines.