Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex T-Shirt canton flanked by curved text reading

flanked by curved text reading "ASTORIA" and "OREGON" with "EST

" Lower curved white text reads "BASEBALL CLUB" completing a badge-style circular layout

that diamond meant everything

others leave behind memories woven into a community's identity

Zihuatanejo never had a better immigration policy

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex T-Shirt canton flanked by curved text readingNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack