Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy flanked by curved white text

flanked by curved white text reading "CHICAGO" on the left and "ILLINOIS" on the right

Dark block text below reads "SAN JOSE

announced in the same calm green font as a math quiz

but Kelly's was a crossroads

A larger ornate serif font with a decorative capital "O" reads "OKAYEST" in weathered white ink below

Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy flanked by curved white textSalt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit