Are You Not Entertained? - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_pw A vintage tattoo-style illustration below

A vintage tattoo-style illustration below depicts a skin-tone leg in a fishnet stocking and high heel shoe topped with a golden-yellow fringed lampshade

Darth Vader from Planet Vulcan is the greatest genre classification system ever invented by a terrified man in pajamas

rendered with bold outlines and flat color fills

Santa's catchphrase being three repetitions of 'ho' was always suspiciously on the nose for a guy who watches people in bed all year

Pentagon brass spending millions to weaponize a Winnebago is the most honest thing the Cold War ever produced

Are You Not Entertained? - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_pw A vintage tattoo-style illustration belowMaximus delivered a masterclass in tactical slaughter and the crowd just sat there like he picked the wrong font. Pearls before swine hits different when the swine have thumbs down. Inspired by Gladiator. The Details: A cartoon style illustration depicts Maximus in gladiator armor, arms spread wide, sword in his right hand, rendered in muted gray and tan tones. Golden cream serif text in a classical Roman style below reads "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"