Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex T-Shirt shawshank redemption The template didn't even flinch

The template didn't even flinch

Jagged red lightning-bolt-style lettering reads "220" and "221" flanking the top of a cartoon illustration of Jack Butler in a white backwards cap

" with the letters formed by a lasso line

followed by "WITH" in smaller off-white caps

Bold navy block letters read "DIVORCEES" above "ESTD

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