Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex T-Shirt malibu the surf report comes with

the surf report comes with napalm

flanked by white lightning bolts and the numbers "19" and "89

Distressed white serif text reading "BIG CHIEF" arcs across a black outer ring

White block text reads "GET IT AT" above pink neon-style cursive reading "Porky's

" stacked across three centered lines

Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex T-Shirt malibu the surf report comes withMullets require the exact same thought process as face tattoos, just applied six inches further back. The front says "I'm a professional," and the back says the deliberation ended somewhere around beer four. The Details: Arched distressed blue text reads "HMMMM NOT SURE" above a blue silhouette profile of a man's head facing left, depicting a prominent mullet hairstyle with weathered texture. Bold blue serif text below reads "GONNA HAVE TO MULLET