I'd Ride That - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL and apparently obliterating someone's guest

and apparently obliterating someone's guest bathroom plumbing beyond repair

Booger checked in knowing full well what that sign really spelled

Morton's corner office confidence lasts right up until several hundred pounds of cybernetic severance package connects with his face

but for what they meant to the people who showed up

Distressed white retro bubble letters read "MOIST" in rounded 1970s-style typography

I'd Ride That - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL and apparently obliterating someone's guestJet ski innuendo only works on people who've never met a man with a boat and a divorce. Plausible deniability dies the moment grandma recognizes the phrase from every dive bar since Nixon. The Details: White vintage style illustration depicts a square jawed man in a life vest riding a jet ski through splashing water. Bold white block uppercase text below reads "I'D RIDE THAT." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double lined hood with pouch