Blue Steel - Derek Zoolander - Unisex Hoodie surfing officers and park rangers finally

officers and park rangers finally found common ground in one PSA that rhymes a controlled substance with evergreen trees

which is the most overqualified résumé in territorial history

something worth dressing up for

quiet history of minor league ball

which is corporate speak for having no actual plan

Blue Steel - Derek Zoolander - Unisex Hoodie surfing officers and park rangers finallyMastering Blue Steel requires the same discipline as a nuclear launch sequence, except the only thing getting destroyed is every camera within a fifty foot radius. Somehow Le Tigre looks exactly the same and nobody cares. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: A digital illustration of Derek Zoolander's face in clean vector art style shows dark spiky hair, muted skin tones, and bold black outlines. Light blue metallic text reading "BLUE STEEL" sits below