Santa Claus World Tour - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Charles De Mar offering condolences
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Charles De Mar offering condolences for a maternal explosion with the emotional depth of someone returning a library book is peak cosmic indifference
A cartoon terrier in a batting stance
Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow
The Patterson-Gimlin footage finally makes sense if you hum "Jingle Bells" over it
Bold distressed white uppercase text below reads "PUSSIES
Santa Claus World Tour - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Charles De Mar offering condolencesSanta covering every country in one night makes him the only touring musician whose rider is just cookies and milk. Every other band needs 18 months and a drug budget to cover half his setlist. The Details: Gothic metal style white text reads "SANTA CLAUS" in jagged, dripping letterforms above "WORLD TOUR" in a distressed serif font. A vintage crosshatched white illustration depicts Santa Claus shredding an electric guitar with lightning bolts
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