I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex T-Shirt binghamton Yellow and red comic starburst

Yellow and red comic starburst fills the upper zone behind bold blue star-patterned letters outlined in yellow reading "OH SNAP

Inspired by Friday Night Lights

San Diego's Aces took the field in 1929 as part of the California State League

Inspired by Predator

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I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex T-Shirt binghamton Yellow and red comic starburstCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved