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A light blue stylized wave curls to the left above horizontal lines suggesting water

A fleur-de-lis accent sits above smaller golden text reading "AN OASIS OF" and "CALM & CIVILITY

" A centered golden fortune cookie is flanked by two symmetrical green and red dragons with white bellies

" above yellow text reading "Thank You Very Much

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