It's Only Treason If You Lose - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Los Angeles rendered in orange and green

rendered in orange and green ink

walks through a snowy forest of green pine trees

is the clothing equivalent of a hostage reading their own ransom note in two accents

a vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts jagged mountain peaks flanked by evergreen pine trees

Arched golden-yellow serif text reads "MAGIC VALLEY" above large flowing cursive script reading "Cowboys

It's Only Treason If You Lose - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Los Angeles rendered in orange and greenGeorge Washington wearing aviator sunglasses is basically a mugshot that worked out. Treason and patriotism are the same resume with different outcomes at the printer. The Details: Arched white block text reads "IT'S ONLY TREASON" above a digital illustration of George Washington wearing aviator sunglasses, depicted in white and blue ink with his Continental Army coat and white cravat, flanked by two white five pointed stars. Straight white text below