I Was Visited by Three Spirits - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Health inspectors would quit on

Health inspectors would quit on sight

and apparently a souvenir tee

Strapping a Christmas tree to a station wagon requires the same tactical precision as regulating the streets

" all rendered with a distressed texture

Wearing a shirt that admits it's the unfunny one takes the same energy as introducing yourself as someone's disappointing friend

I Was Visited by Three Spirits - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Health inspectors would quit onGhosts of Christmas past, present, and future are significantly less terrifying than the whiskey, vodka, and rum trinity that actually visits you on December 25th. Nobody needs supernatural intervention when blackout spirits already handle the life reassessment. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "I WAS VISITED BY" above bold distressed white text reading "THREE SPIRITS." Below, three illustrated liquor bottles stand in a row, labeled