Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex T-Shirt outsiders trademarking overprotective fatherhood like it's

trademarking overprotective fatherhood like it's a federally funded initiative is the most honest thing to come out of the D

rendered in a slightly grungy illustration style

Green small-caps text at the bottom reads "NEWPORT BEACH

Gas station sushi and a ghosted gym membership apparently still earn a hero's welcome at the front door

America's been tea bagging England for over 250 years and somehow turned it into a recruitment poster

Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex T-Shirt outsiders trademarking overprotective fatherhood like it'sAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."