Morning Wood Campgrounds v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Arched distressed gold block text

Arched distressed gold block text reads "KANSAS CITY" above "EST

and blue striped headband

Slightly arched white varsity-style block text reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the upper chest

Four high-contrast white stencil-art portraits of Clarence Boddicker

Golden-yellow vertical rectangle sits to the left of stacked white uppercase text reading "NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY

Morning Wood Campgrounds v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Arched distressed gold block textMorning Wood Campgrounds proudly invites you to pitch a tent at a park the French literally named after breasts. Nature's double entendres have a 100% success rate when the signage does all the work. The Details: Golden yellow groovy rounded text reads "Morning Wood Campgrounds" above a retro campsite scene with a large orange sun, dark green pine trees, a white canvas tent, and an orange campfire. A dark banner below holds yellow text reading "The