George Sloshington - Long Sleeve T-Shirt riverside I'M LISTENING TO REASON

I'M LISTENING TO REASON

Bold white block text reads "INTO FITNESS" across the top

flanked by geometric magenta lines and yellow accents

Camping being in-tents is the kind of pun a dad spends forty years perfecting while his family dies slowly inside

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George Sloshington - Long Sleeve T-Shirt riverside I'M LISTENING TO REASONFounding a nation requires steady hands, but George Sloshington proves those hands are best used for holding a cold one. Democracy was always a drinking game with better PR. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "GEORGE" above a stylized pop art portrait of George Washington in a blue coat, yellow vest, white cravat, and white powdered wig, holding up a red and white can labeled "BEER." Straight distressed white block text below reads