Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Cream-yellow retro script text reads

Cream-yellow retro script text reads "Never Fight a Dinosaur" above a pulp-style illustration of a blue-toned man in a suit squaring off against a green dinosaur lunging with jaws open

Inspired by Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Inspired by Baby Billy from Righteous Gemstones

Distressed white text reads "The" in a small serif font above large retro display lettering reading "Rocky" with a worn texture

That little guy found the holiday spirit and then smoked it

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Cream-yellow retro script text readsParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming