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and blue limbs holds a bottle in one hand and points with the other

rendered with bold outlines and flat color fills

Formatting a middle school joke like a Hemingway quote is the kind of misplaced confidence that deserves its own TED talk

it was the thread that stitched small agricultural towns into real communities

Abiding and doing the Dew are fundamentally incompatible philosophies

Directed by John Carpenter - Unisex T-Shirt waycross and blue limbs holds aRolling credits before the first frame hits tell you everything, because that golden Albertus font is basically a binding contract for dread. Synthesizers and paranoia are included at no extra charge. Inspired by John Carpenter Films. The Details: Distressed golden yellow text in an Albertus style serif typeface reads "DIRECTED BY" across the upper line. Larger, bolder lettering below reads "JOHN CARPENTER," replicating the weathered look of late