Don't Be a Filthy Oar - Long Sleeve T-Shirt hawaii White faux-Japanese brush-stroke text below

White faux-Japanese brush-stroke text below reads "MIYAGI TURBO" across two lines

A vintage woodcut-style portrait of Mike Damone

with a crocodile wrapping around the composition and "steak house" printed inside

holding a power drill with a menacing grin

yellow and teal text reads "OF PIÑATAS & PARTY SUPPLIES" above a small orange matador silhouette

Don't Be a Filthy Oar - Long Sleeve T-Shirt hawaii White faux-Japanese brush-stroke text belowCalling someone a filthy oar is the most polite insult ever hidden behind one consonant. That smug pipe smoking sailor knows exactly what he said, and he's betting your grandmother doesn't. The Details: Arched navy blue block text reads "DON'T BE A FILTHY OAR" in two lines. Below, a mid century clip art sailor grins with a smoking pipe clenched in his teeth, wearing a captain's hat with an anchor emblem, rendered in navy blue ink. Fit & Fabric: Style: