Taters Over Haters - Long Sleeve T-Shirt burbank CHARLESTON AT DECATUR" and "LAS

CHARLESTON AT DECATUR" and "LAS VEGAS

Memphis-style accents in yellow and magenta

Bold red worn sans-serif text reads "KNOCK

with white italic serif text reading "OPEN" centered inside it

Golden-tan serif text reads "DUKE & DUKE" below

Taters Over Haters - Long Sleeve T-Shirt burbank CHARLESTON AT DECATUR" and "LASChoosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century. The English language spent thousands of years evolving just so "taters" and "haters" could rhyme and end every argument before it starts. The Details: A vintage style illustration of a heaping pile of tater tots rendered in orange and brown tones with distressed black speckle detailing. Rounded, bubbly golden orange retro text in a