Christmas Cocktails - Unisex T-Shirt whittier flanked by teal wave accents

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Slapping "never settle" on a buckle hat is the kind of historical gaslighting that deserves its own textbook chapter

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Christmas Cocktails - Unisex T-Shirt whittier flanked by teal wave accentsCalling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses,