Taters Over Haters - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Tchaikovsky rolling in his grave

Tchaikovsky rolling in his grave is just bonus choreography

Places like this weren't just recreation

Segmented white sans-serif text below reads "EMMETT

Begging someone not to make you do stuff is the most honest mission statement a human being can wear

Matrix canceled that reservation with two syllables and zero guilt

Taters Over Haters - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Tchaikovsky rolling in his graveChoosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century. The English language spent thousands of years evolving just so "taters" and "haters" could rhyme and end every argument before it starts. The Details: A vintage style illustration of a heaping pile of tater tots rendered in orange and brown tones with distressed black speckle detailing. Rounded, bubbly golden orange retro text in a