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Arched distressed white slab-serif text reads "DICK VERNON'S" across the top

Horizontal stripes in light blue

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David S. Pumpkins - Any Questions? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL zero percent legitimateDavid S. Pumpkins is his own genre, somewhere between fever dream and deliberate act of comedic terrorism. Nobody has ever answered the question, and at this point nobody ever will. The Details: David S. Pumpkins stands center in an orange and black pumpkin patterned suit, flanked by two skeleton dancers in purple jackets with white wild hair and red face paint. White jagged text below reads "ANY QUESTIONS?" Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long