Kickin' Wing's Fireworks - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_os The periodic table is now

The periodic table is now one dad joke away from being a complete comedy set

OREGON" above a cartoon duck mascot in a light blue baseball uniform and golden-yellow cap

Distressed black arched text reads "HOMESTEAD

Cartoon illustration of the Mutt Cutts van in side profile

a detailed coral-pink lobster illustration faces forward at left

Kickin' Wing's Fireworks - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_os The periodic table is nowKickin' Wing's fireworks inventory reads like half Fourth of July celebration, half list of charges filed in a rural county courthouse. Somehow "whistling bungholes" and "crap flappers" didn't raise any red flags at the licensing office. The Details: Yellow string light bulbs border a hand drawn roadside sign with yellow highlighted black text reading "KICKIN' WING'S" above large red block letters reading "FIREWORKS" and teal hand lettered text